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FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.
Eggs Benedict is gay for murderous burnt spaghetti
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The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.
Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.
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The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.
He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.
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the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water
Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"
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A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.
Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.
Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!
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A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.
This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.
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A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
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