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A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratocaster. Influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent G3 concert with Joe Satriani and Steve Vai.
I just got the new Eric Johnson Record.
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When you will fuck anything with a pulse, but won’t stay the night because Extra Relationship Is confusing (E R I C)
I banged 5 chicks last week but always pull a dirty Eric!!!!
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A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.
Kyle: Hey, can I come?
Eric: No!
Kyle: Why the hell not?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!!
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Refers to the song "Kill Jayz" in 4:44 album in which he discusses the depth about how there is a lack of personal responsibility for taking someone significant in your life for granted. "Eric benét" is Haile Berry's ex husband who cheated on her with 10 different women. In the song, he expresses how going "Eric Benét" is the ultimate shame so it can be used for any situation very dire that someone cannot come back from and is forever marked.
Friend: Fuck relationships, I am just going to get some of these other hotties
You: Are you sure? Come on, everyone has a rough patch sometimes you just have to ride through it. Don't go Eric Benét... Dont let them get away!
Friend: *Takes a shot and begins to chat with a someone half way getting a text and regretting their hasty actions*
Friend: " Almost went Eric Benét..."
You: "Never go Eric Benét"
Both: *Remains silent and nods their heads together sagely*
Definition: Eric Benét: Faux Pas behaviour that leads to ultimate regrets in life.
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The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
Eric Cantor: "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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one hot sexy beast of a vampire.
-even though he has lived for over a 1000 years he still retains a sense of humor and extreme badassness.
-the sheriff of the general bon temps and surrounding area (area 5), and owner of the club fangtasia which he runs with his prodigy named pam.
-he can fly
*amnesia makes him even sexier.
true blood fan 1-"bill is so hot, how could sookie go for anyone else?"
true blood fan 2-"uhhh cause eric northman is there?"
true blood fan 1-"pshh that'll never happen, they cant break up sookie and bill."
true blood fan 2-"lol, obviously you havent read the book ya tard..."
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Old school DJ. The magic behind Rakim's old hits(Don't Sweat the technique, Paid in Full, etc..). Back when you had actually had to make your beats, none of this synth shit, he fucking owned, and still does today in my opinion.
Shock: Yo watcha listenin' too?
Mike: Rakim and Eric B.
Shock: Rakim is the shit, who the fuck is Eric B?
Mike: ...get the fuck outta here, and you call yourself a rap "mogul"? Pfft...
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