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The brilliant Evan Wright also known as The Writer and even Batman is friends with handsome detective Manny Pardo. Evan covered a story on the Masked Maniac instead of the far more sophisticated Miami Mutilator. The Writer also was in Nam back in 1985. Evan also cleared a bathhouse filled with Russian Mobsters without killing any of em (that first guy was totally sleeping). Batman also cleared a subway crawling with scum and persevered without a scratch.
Remember that time Evan Wright hung out with the Thick Skinned Detective Pardo?
Remember that time Evan Wright took out a dangerous gang in a subway by himself?
To abscond. To leave hurriedly and secretly; typically to avoid a workout.
"We have a hard workout today"
"You think he will come?"
"He is probably going to Evan Out"
A hot, inviting, mature, provocative, racy, seductive, sensual, sensuous, arousing, come-hither, cuddly, flirtatious, kissable, libidinous, provoking, risqué, slinky, spicy, steamy, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous male loved by everyone and well known. 6ft tall Football player at 14 years. Good boyfriend material.
Hey Evan ig!
Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.
Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.
Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.
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A person who enjoys ratting out people who want to fight him.
That damn Evan Bickford ratted me out.
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Female version:
She's beautiful and knows it. She's kind but has a temper. She's a tomboy at heart but likes to dress up and look pretty. She's outgoing but can be shy when there is a big crowd. She is happy when she is able to make others happy.
"Evan is so quiet."
"Evan is loud and funny when you get to know her."
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