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even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019


For even mafa said it

A quick way of saying "I already knew you said that before you even motherfucking said it".

Meaning:

You already knew something before that person told you

Yes dad, for even mafa said it

by imaginethisxz March 30, 2025


Evenism

The Belief / Practice Of Being Even; Treat Others How They Treat You.

I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.

I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.

by hllw September 01, 2021


think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024


good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.

"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"

by August 11, 2024


do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019


you aint even the fart

ice spice's version of "you ain't shit"

"you aint even the fart bro"

by carbohydrate club January 14, 2024