Brewer family

Strict parents, with a fully English background. Really hot blonde sister bit of a sket, another sister not as hot but nice. Wankstain son, tiny dick wanks off non stop, but gay and no friends

Look at him he must be from a Brewer family

Belding Family

Here included Masen Belding, Blake Belding, Christina Belding and Maya Belding. This is a closely bonded family that enjoys hunting and eating at Black Bear diner. Blake the housewife is always in the kitchen to pleases his amazing husband who enjoys his food. They all enjoy watching football Sunday's together. But if you make Daddy Masen mad Blake is also mad. Lastly they are a very supportive family with a grandpa burger.

Everett: See you at the diner Masen!! kissy face

The Belding Family: Yup:) :p OWO :3 <3

Family Tradition

When my family member feels one brewing they ask someone to pull their finger.

After a heaping helping of Jeremiah's wild mountain dogs and beans we participate in the family tradition.

Family Cloth

Reusable toilet paper. It is made of fabric and is washed and reused. This is supposed to be better for the environment than disposable toilet paper.
The same thinking is behind reusable menstrual pads and diapers. Family cloth takes it one step further

While visiting the eco-hippies I had to wipe my ass with family cloth

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glitter family

A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.

My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.

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Beaucoup Family

Any family large enough to form a basketball team, in any combination of just children and parent, or just children (including adult and minor children). Or;

A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.

Hey, that kid Mark from Bio class knocked up that ho bag Stacy, and she’s already saying she’s gonna have the kid. Mark has more kids in his beaucoup family than any of the actual fathers in our class.

I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”

incestians family

A family that has a lot of incest and weirdness but still loves each other a bit like Alabama

I’m part of the incestians family they are a bit strange