Bend and snap, but better
“Blend and flap, works every time.”
The art of smashing ones vagina into an unsuspecting (probably sleeping, if not, BANZAI) victims face!
The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"
His face'll need a proper rinse after aw this Hot Flapping!
When look at the penis externally, the flap of mars is where the scrotum curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn't move without prodding or poking.
Man 1: I've got a big dick.
Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.
Man 1: ...damn.
a flap which is unawfully hammy
"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"
A dapto flap is when you store drugs underneath your excess skin or fat.
Person 1: hey did you here about Dave?
Person 2: yeah he got caught doing a dapto flap by the police
A pussy that is wet all of the time
My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7
I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.