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Her Hole was So wet it was playing a band instrument in the hotel Room . Whistling and piping like a Flute
She's got a Coochie Flute!
One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.
Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.
I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.
A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.
Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.
Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.
Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....
Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?
Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.
Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night