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When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.
After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.
(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.
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What people called socks before they came up with the word, "socks."
"I'd go back in time to where they called socks, "Foot Sweaters."
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Refering to a man's penis size (length)
He's a nerd I bet his foot size is tiny!
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A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.
"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"
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The aroma your foot gives off after you pleasure your partner with your big toe. It can be performed vaginally, or right up the anus, whichever is preferred. It may resemble the aroma of a swamp or stagnant pond, especially when you put your shoes back on without washing your feet.
"Did you smell Travis when he walked by? I think him and his girlfriend are into kinky toe stuff, it smells like he has got a case of the slough foot today"
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A gas pedal
After the throtle advance was moved from the steering wheel, where it was operated by hand, to the floor it was called a foot feed.
Lets go faster, step on the foot feed.
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