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The art of sprinkling grandma's ashes onto something salt bae style. Used to give the sprinkler good luck. Alternate; making the sprinkling motion and saying "Little bit of grandma!"
Mark: Dude what are you doing?
Donovan: Just sprinkling a little bit of grandma on my bed.
The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.
My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.
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An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.
Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.
"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"
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The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.
It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.
It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*
Person1: It's clobberin time!
After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!
I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!