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A fairly simple concept for anyone involved with domestic ducks. Basically you go to Tractor Supply or any place that sells them with the intention of only getting one or two but you end up walking out with the entire flock that was for sale.
Person 1: Didn't you say you were only going to get two ducks at Tractor Supply?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!
A tremendously slutty girl who enjoy's sucking dick. Often drunkenly said instead of dick sucker on purpose or by accident.
Ask that slut Aly for a blowjob. She's a duck sicker.
1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.
2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!
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A sign the government puts up because sign companies charge by the letter and find a cheaper way to do it by writing Duck Xing, which unless you think about it, You have no idea what it means.
Driver: What the fuck did that sign say?
Passenger #1: Duck Xing
Driver: What the fuck does that mean?
Passenger #2: No idea but you hit a duck.
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A Duck God is the only true God. He watches over us in times of need and destroys it's enemies. The only way the afterlife will be pleasurable is by devoting your life to the Duck.
The Duck God is all mighty
Damn the Duck God is powerful
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The saddest excuse of a marvel superhero
Howard the Duck is a shitty superhero
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A great game for the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) that was revolutionary in a gun games.
The first gun game ever for home consoles, the player would shoot down ducks as your dog would capture what you killed.
The game featured one duck (easy mode) and two ducks (hard mode) and as the player progressed to the next level, the ducks would get faster and harder to hit.
Their was also a clay shooting game for those who didn't like killing ducks, lol. But that wasn't as popular.
Their have been rumours that their is an ending to Duck Hunt, but as far as I am concerned, their is no end. You can be on level 1,000,000 and keep going. But maybe their is an ending, who knows?
Duck Hunt opened the doors for gun games that we enjoy today.
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