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The kind of faux realism applied to fantastical material so that average viewer will believe it; the point at which the idea of realism simply translates to compromising fantasy in typically fantastical material, adding lots of black, blood, sex, or making it "dark," because that means it's serious grown up business; realism that results in drunk, college idiots proclaiming "that's so badass!" and marveling how deep they must be to "get" the goings on.
A great example of frat boy realism: "So the new Spider-man will be gritty and dark this time and not fruity and lame like the other ones?"
I'm starting to feel like one day I'll be feeling something similar about Christopher Nolan's "Batman" movies... loving them as films but HATING the impact they're having on genre film, i.e. making this kind of frat boy realism the order of the day.
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A house that has hella weed and is always parting and the house is always clean.
Damn wyd? Going to the gay frat house.
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The time zone that fraternity members live in. This is generally accepted as 2-3 hours after stated time in any timezone. The only exception to this rule is the time for any sporting event. In this case the rule is reversed, the event occurs 2-3 hours before stated time.
The party is going to start at 11 p.m Frat Boy Standard Time. No one arrived at the party until 1 a.m.
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A sorority girl. Based on the often true assumption that you cannot get with them unless you've joined a frat and paid to have friends.
"I got game, but I can't get anywhere with these chicks. They're all frat-boy cock-sockets!"
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Problematic frat boy tango, also known as grape without the g
Person 1: "max did the Problematic frat boy tango with Layla."
Person 2: "I know, that's why I put tabasco sauce in his contact lenses."
Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.
This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.
Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"
Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."
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a member of a fraternity that is near and dear to your heart. usually said by a teenage girl regarding an older guy. even though they’re too old for you and kind of ugly and annoying, you can’t help but fall in love. also written as the acronym ESFB.
girl 1: we need somebody to buy us alc
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town