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When you hold the penis in your hand like a bong and light the pubes on fire with a match or lighter as you suck the guys dick
Matt: Linda took a hit from the dong.
Jimmy: What is that?
Matt: She sucked Pat's dick and lit his pubes on fire when she sucked!
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A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.
Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"
Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."
Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."
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Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish last century. If a person was very stupid, he would polish his shoes with shit and not know the difference.
You can hear the phrase used in the movie “ the jerk”. With Steve Martin.
That guys so dumb “he don’t know shit from shinola!”
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One of the primary weapons used while orbitally bombing. Developed and used solely by HIMEOBS.
"A radar screen picked up a blip being deployed from orbital platform 23.2. Later developments confirmed that it was, in fact one of the legendary rods from god."
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Jake is the sexiest and hottest character on the most idiotic website called I-ready. Don't mess with him though, cuz he might pull up with his gang The Bake Stars Café.
Jake from Iready- "Don't mess with me boy, or me and my homie Sweet-T might just shoot yo ass up with my glock".
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From Eroica With Love, or Eroica Yori Ai Wo Komete, is a shoujo manga written and drawn by Yasuko Aoike since 1978. The series revolves around the adventures of Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach, an uptight and homophobic NATO major, and Dorian Red Gloria, an openly gay English lord who delights in bothering Klaus. Dorian is also an art thief, known as Eroica, and states in the first volume that he makes it his purpose to pursue and capture beautiful things...and people. He says that he is in love with Klaus and flirts with him incessantly, much to Klaus's consternation.
Also featured are Dorian's gang of thieves--chiefly Mr. James (the clingy, wailing, tightfisted accountant), Bonham (Dorian's right hand man), and John Paul (who only appears occasionally, and whose name changes from time to time). Dorian and his gang are based on the band Led Zeppelin, of which Yasuko Aoike is a fan.
Klaus's boss (the Chief), his butler, and his subordinates also appear frequently. The men working for Klaus are known as the Alphabets; A, B, G, and Z appear more often than the others. A is in charge of the Alphabets, B is generally portrayed as sort of a bumbling clown, G enjoys crossdressing, and Z is a young agent who hero-worships Klaus. Aoike has said that Klaus is based on aspects of her own personality, and she seems to have developed a crush on him.
The series is generally comedic, although it involves a great deal of violence, theft, and bizarre international incidents. Much of it spoofs James Bond-type stories (hence the title). Eroica has an active and growing fanbase; googling the title will lead to sites with additional information.
From Eroica With Love is now being translated into English by CMX, a division of DC Comics.
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