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fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.
I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!
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An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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contact me; get a hold of me; holler at me; help me out; let's get together
dude1: hey what are you up to this weekend?
dude2: i have no clue, fuck with me!
or
--twitter user--
@hobopelican: here's the link to my new album/movie/song...fuck with me people!! (read: i'd like to precipitously increase my fan base, please check out whatever it is i may or may not be slinging.
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An expression of surprise.
Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!
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Speaks for itself.
terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?
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#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.
The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.
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The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.
Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.
Google "desert stickers" for picture.
Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?
Because they're comfortable!
But they are hideous! God you look punchy!
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