legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.
I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.
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An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!
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Corn goblins are antivaxxers dwelling in the Midwestern region of the United States. Corn goblins are typically seen in crowded public spaces without a mask.
βDid you hear about that dude that got duct taped on that Frontier Airlines Flight?β
βYeah, he was some corn goblin from Ohio or some shit.β
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P1: Did you see that discharge goblins
Tik tok?!
P2: Yes! Like this snow possum really tried to say the n word is just a wordππ
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Not to be confused by a Glizzy Gladiator or a Glizzy Gobbler, a Glizzy Goblin could be categorized not for the speed in which they consume the Glizzy but how many Glizzies they could handle or take in.
Cameron: βIβm back, WOAH where did all the Glizzies goβ
Raphael: β Robert the absolute Glizzy Goblin got greedy and took them allβ
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A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.
There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!
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A variation of the cowgirl sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves grunting and occasionally manic laughing.
βHeard you got lucky last night.β
βOh yeah man, she went full Goblin Mode on me. It was wild.β
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