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Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport
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Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
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Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
Friend 1: Remember shorty I was telling you about the other night?
Friend 2: Ye.
Friend 1: She got that juicy gold, man. Best sex I've had in a while.
Friend 2: Wow. Really?
Friend 1.: Yes. It was so good I wrote a song about it. Seriously. Go to YouTube and search "Juicy Gold" by T-Heights.
Sorry bud, you wouldnt go in to the offi and get us 6 dutch
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Black gold is a term used to describe crude oil. You know, the stuff we pump out of the ground and into our cars.
Texan oil mavens sure love their black gold.
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The most saught after and cherished reward in all of human existence.
Wow man! Did you see Taylor climb that 50 foot wall?
That's nothing compared to Breana. She climbed a 120 foot wall while blindfolded and with a grizzly bear on her back! Totally gold star worthy.
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Very hot woman in adult movies. She has perfect huge round boobs and a really cute face. Also a very hot body.
She is sex on legs with huge boobs!
any man: Savannah Gold has the sexiest tits ever!
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a soda beverage combination, consisting of 50% coke and 50% Dr. Pepper. 100% maximum beveragitude.
-hey going to Circle K? what you gonna get.
-Some Black Gold!
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