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Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"

Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age

by Nicholas Gur April 11, 2022


Gordon

He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly

Gordon is ugly

by Hoe ass bitch nigga May 15, 2019


Gordon

An old guy on a Harley Davidson bagger that wears leather chaps, wishes he was in a motorcycle gang, and does the speed limit.

"Sturgis would be cool if it wasn't for all the gordons"

by arealdude111 August 17, 2017


Gordon

(Verb) To post multiple pics of your car(s)(s)(s)(s)(s) which are all tremendously done, at every conceivable chance you get...

Could also refer to Showing or Competing in shows with more than one of your car(s)(s)(s)(s)(s)...

I was going to take just one car to the show but I decided to Gordon Su and took all of them. 😎

by Every day we go May 29, 2018


Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 27, 2021


Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.

Person 1: Look everybody it's Gordon, the Chad!

Girls: He is so handsome

by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021


Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet they are hansome and have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most Gordons are Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons they are the most loyal person ever. Gordons can be the greatest person ever or you will run for you life if you challenge them. They love dogs more than people.

Person1: Look everyone it's Gordon!

Girls: He is so handsome and tall

by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021