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A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......
Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!
Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.
Quit troll guarding the remote
when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss
“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”
Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom
Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!
AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.