A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.
Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.
Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!
What to call someone between their adolescent years and their adult years.
Used to describe someone is mature for the most part but is still free from actual adult responsibilties
I can pay taxes but I couldn't raise a child. Therefore, I am a half adult.
A dude with only one testicle.
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.
My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.
Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!
When you put effort into doing something but you don't really care.
That's it, I'm going Half Motors.
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