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Watch some Harry Potter

Smoking marijuana, or being high on marijuana

joe shmo: Hey man what should we do this weekend
moe shmo: i got my lighter and bowl with me so we should defiantly watch some harry potter
joe shmo: hellz yea dude! we gonna get ripped!

by ZMJCKWR November 20, 2010

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Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome

A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.

That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!

by lsutigers1128 May 4, 2010

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Harry Potter pre game party

A party in which you watch all the Harry Potter movies that have already been made up until midnight when you then pile in a car to see the next film. Often accompanied by Harry Potter look alike contests and Potter trivia.

Bro: "Hey Dude i'm dying my hair red and shaving lightning bolts into my leg hair for the Harry Potter pre game party!!"
Dude: "Bro, don't pregame too hard"

by Justin Finch-Fletchy July 4, 2011

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Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 21, 2009

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Harry Potter Fan Fiction

Fucking Losers lmao

example: Dobby slowly inserted his throbbing rock hard cock into hermione, she gasped and grabbed the sheets, she loved it, dobby put both his miniscule hands around her waist, and with a nice gasp, he pushed in deeper, hermione has never had someone so deep into her before, she was moaning louder than a goat being put into a woodchipper, her pussy was stuffed with dobby, dobby had brought his friend, Johnny sins and Vincent Toro, Johnny inserted his penis into her mouth and Vincent went under hermione and put his penis into hermione's ass, she was stuffed from every angle, every hole filled, even her little pink one, with one loud moan, she made them all cum, she was stuffed to the brim, every hole filled with cum, before you could say "Harry Potter Fan Fiction is Overrated". Every. Single. Hole. was filled, everything, she was a human cum dumpster, people would come in and use her, she is a cum dumpster, what. a. whore.

man he plays Osu! hes probably also a Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer

by Agatsudesu May 28, 2021

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Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into

Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT

Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw

by Tara I'm Terrible December 14, 2010

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Harry James Potter

the most prettiest, beautiful, and kindest person ever. although he may have anger issues he is possibly the best human being. also, he deserves the biggest hug in the world.๐Ÿ‘

example: โ€œharry james potter can literally run me over and iโ€™d thank himโ€

by lol okay??? May 6, 2021

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