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hay hair

andre

"oh look its hay hair"
"who?"
"andre"

by jimithyturner June 26, 2021


The Hai Karate

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.

" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022


Hay in the Needle Stack

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.

"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"

by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024


hay sandwich

some thing that is as boring as fuh. very dry

this class is dryer than the time i got no mayo on that hay sandwich

by hardasfuh February 5, 2010


fuyung hai

An extremely powerful martial art. Very few people can perform this.

Not to be confused with the Chinese dish fuyunghai, which is something completely different.

He is a very powerful master in fuyung hai, I'd watch out of I were you.

by urbaan van de buurt April 19, 2017


Connor Hay

This name means ew. It’s like slime that gets stuck to you and won’t unstick after a long hot day.

Friend 1: hey how’s the burrito?
Friend 2: Connor hay
Friend 1: omg no ew

by Excusemewhokeepsusingmyhandle August 11, 2023


Hay Blanket

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly

Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.

by KevinTheBunSeller March 31, 2016