Hide my own eggs
A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
Remember the scene from fast and the furious
Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"