the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.
a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses
A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting
Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"
Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.
We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.
A Particular Person who is sexually attracted to horses.
Chigga 1: Herro i just fucked my pet horse
Chigga 2: Da Faq U Horse Humper
Chigga 1: Not my fault -A-
Getting wrecked so hard by someone you feel like you got dropped kicked by a horse Cock.
Friend#1 dude you okay? I keep hearing you yell from the other room.
Friend#2 Oh hey man, I mean I guess so (Sigh) this dude keeps invading my team in destiny's game mode Gambit. we totally got Horsed! We couldn't even get out of spawn he just kept getting drop kicking us to the bottom of the score board & then he messaging us Get Horsed with Horse emojis.
Friend#1 wow that's Rough buddy.
The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.
Be my friend Flappy Horse.
I know you know I know you.
Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.
I know your actual name.