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Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012


fucking hour

A fucking hour is a fraction of time shorter than an actual hour. You know its like when a dude thought that he was fucking for an hour but it was like ten minutes, thats a fucking hour.

"We went across town for some food, I swear it felt like a fucking hour but was really just 20 minutes"

by mpaarating August 2, 2017


Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019


After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The WeekndTesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022


Vamp Hours

Being awake of the hours past 4am from (4am-7am)

“Yea carti called me at like 4:23am the other night , like real Vamp hours dawg.”

by DavidCarti October 30, 2022


at the eleventh hour

At the last moment possible

"She always turned her term papers in at the eleventh hour."

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017


An Owen Hour

An owen hour is much longer than a regular Earth hour, lasting over double the minutes.

Hey, sorry im most likely to be an hour late.... more rather an Owen hour late... sorry

by letsmakesquiggles February 27, 2017