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Craigslist Idiot

A person who posts ads on Craigslist who have no idea what their items are worth. They start with an absurdly high price hoping that someone as dim witted as they are will pay it. Often uses incorrect grammar and a bevy of misspellings in their ads.

This Craigslist Idiot wants $1000 for a blender. What a moron.

by chemgod November 3, 2010

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ignorant idiot

an utterly foolish or senseless person lacking in knowledge or training.

joey , your such an ignorant idiot.

OR

what an ignorant idiot !

by Ashley Coley October 12, 2007

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Idiot Bell

The act of stealing gym equipment and aggressively refusing and protecting it from others using it whilst looking while you have Down syndrome

William decided he was feeling rude and decided to do an idiot bell

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023


professional idiot

In contrast to the rank-and-file "useful idiot" (typically a disposable agitator), a "professional idiot" earns a living satisfying regime objectives. Examples include teachers, scientists, economics, and journalists promoting establishment narratives, and shock jocks and controlled-opposition figures pushing fall-back propaganda (loudly-advertised phony deplatforming pogroms may be instituted against these latter figures with declining levels of interest in order to remind you, the rube, that they exist). The professional idiot is intensely adverse to actual productive work, and invariably gravitates to careers in government and its associated parasitic organizations, or to other roles permitting him to talk for a living.

The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."

"Paul Krugman is the quintessential professional idiot."

by Bezzle Bedeviled January 12, 2020

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Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 21, 2010


Idiot Tax

A voluntary tax that is quite popular, usually used for education. The Idiot Tax may be paid in $1, $2, $5 or $10 increments but combinations are possible. The greater the idiot one is, the greater the tax one pays. Idiot Tax receipts can be scratch-off or have a combination of numbers. Also known as the lottery.

There are poeple who come into the store who pay $50-60/week in Idiot Tax.

by Grand Admiral Thrawn December 31, 2005

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fucking idiot

A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. Are basically an all round fucking dickhead.

Boy 1: Man, did you hear about that guy bitching about his ex's friend to his ex?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot!

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

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