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A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.
Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"
Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"
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The privileges females get in the western culture that are so obvious, but rarely addressed because alot of women want special rights, not equal rights and feel they are owed reparations because of (most I assume) douche males in the past that probably aren't even alive anymore. Today the majority of the culture in Western will try to shut you down by calling you a sexist which is irony in itself.
4% (women pay) less than men for car insurance because men are seen as inferior drivers
2.3% of all combat deaths is #FemalePrivilege and can't be drafted
64% of child abuse is from women yet 82% of women get custody and half of their partner's stuff and alimony
29% of homeless are women
59% of scholarships are for women
60% college graduates are women
20% of suicides are women
Women are way more likely to receive less time and punishment for equal crimes
Women are allowed to assault a man in public and not receive an asswhoopin and alot of times arrest, and at most times applauded for their behavior, but if a man self defends himself he is immediately detained/assaulted by others.
Women are believed more than the man for domestic assault yet 70% of domestic assaults are initiated by the woman
Women shelters exist everywhere and (as of this post) only 2 male shelters exist in the U.S.
A women can cheat on her husband and still be the victim in society
Women get free drinks at bars
Women can get attention physically or mentally (white knights or other girlfriends) almost any time they want on social media or public.
These are just some examples of Female Privilege (Western Females only). This does not exist in Middle Eastern areas as the females there are truly oppressed. I wish those fighting for Female rights would go over there and help those poor women.
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Contains me Ryan Zak jack Tom Cameron and some other cool kids and Freddie
The only cool among us groupchat
A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.
At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.
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Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".
YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!
You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.
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A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.
Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!
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CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING
A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN
LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
the only thing i know for real (is cum)
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