January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!
Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?
It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.
Ohh!
Politically correct term for the word "unemployed". Hey, it's not our fault!
(At Job Interview for Big Company)
So what have you been doing for the past year and a half?
Oh, well I was employment ignorant due to circumstances beyond my control, but it hasn't diminished my ability to give a shit at work whatsoever!
when someone starts to go on the internet so much they lose ahold of reality.
"is he life ignoring? "
"i dont really know, that life ignorer has been playing games for 48 hours nonstop!"
"well, should we leave that life ignorer alone?"
April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)
“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”