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A chair with a dildo stuck on it.
She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.
Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.
Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.
A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!
Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"
Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.
Guy 2: You mean 36ed?
Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.
A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.
(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .
bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.
sunny- i aint a chair
bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.
Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.
That librarian is a chair lump.