work piece

A male or female companion but not exactly a girlfriend or a boyfriend but someone you are kicking it with or having sexual relations with.

A former president would not admit to that chick being his work piece.

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get to work

the phrase my friend just said to me

"GET TO WORK! STOP POSTING USELESS DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!"

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safe for work

The opposite of NSFW (not safe for work). Generally refers to content that will not get you fired from work.

Person 1: Hey man check this out!
Person 2: Is it safe for work ?
Person 1: Uh, yeah sure...

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Work Pooper

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.

All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.

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shit work

work that amounts to nothing, is pointless

Cleaning your bedroom because your mom doesn't want other people to think she's the messy one is shit work.
Mopping a clean floor or cleaning anything that isn't dirty is shit work.

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working on dying

A phrase used when someone is doing something to make a lot of money so that they can die rich

-person1: man, Matt has been working real hard in the studio lately

person2: yeah dude, he's working on dying

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working off

whacking or jerking off to the point of aerobic exercise.

I'm all sweaty because I just spent an hour working off.

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