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T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness
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When one of your friends make a joke and then the kid that thinks he’s funny tries add on and completely ruins the joke
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Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.
It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.
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The act of flexing for no fucking reason and making everyone around said person feel bad and thinks they are being humble about it, usually after an assessment.
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To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
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During sexual intercourse, the act of two partners facing each other, and one puts their partners legs over their own shoulders while suspending them in the air by holding their ass. All of this, while thrusting vigorously.
"He was Jakeing that shawty all night long"
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Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".
1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship
2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship
3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend
4. To always be at your locker
1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!
2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.
3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend
4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.