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A guy like no other. He is summed up in three 's'. Smart, smiling and small.
Person A: "Have you seen Jens Jeb Joseph daniel?"
Person B: "Oh heck yeah"
A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings
when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.
"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"
"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"
the kind of guy everyone looks up to, they are smart ambitious, joyful and usually a hottie. people often refer to a Jen-Hsun as a ray of sunshine. They have a way to light up your day just by having them around. they are very good listeners, they will always be there for the people they care about. they love to make others happy, and will go out of their way to do so. They have so much knowledge to share with others about anything and everything, they are fascinating. A Jen-Hsun may look like a bad boy but they are real softies deep down. They have an incredible sense humour, they can crack up a joke anytime anywhere. Having a Jen-Hsun in your life will bring you joy, happiness, comfort, reassurance and will make you feel alive. So basically they are perfect husband material.
-Girllll did you see that guy over there? Damn i wanna make him mine already
- jeez girl you right, he must be a Jen-Hsun