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Jennifer Lopez

A personality in Hollywood who continues to make millions despite an appalling lack of talent.

Her dancing abilities are laughable, so I can't understand why people call her a good dancer. She basically does the same move over and over (shake her gigantic ass and huge thighs) with an occasional dip thrown in.

Her singing skills are questionable as her screechy voice is most unpleasant, sort of like giving a cat a high colonic. Similar to Celine Dion (who sounds like someone tossed a cat into a washing machine on spin cycle.)

Her acting skills are possibly the worst. Compare to Nicole Kidman's complete lack of acting ability. Wooden and contrived, she couldn't carry a movie if they put it in a basket for her. See "Maid in Manhattan," "The Wedding Planner," and "Enough" if you dare. And I'm not even counting "Gigli."

She's shaping up to be the next Elizabeth Taylor, except without the class or acting ability. I mean just in the sense that she's a serial divorcee. She's already on her third husband to The Crypt Keeper - er, I mean Marc Anthony - a man she stole while he was still married.

She should really make the decision to retire from show business to stay home and concentrate on her family. No, really. She really, really should.

I'm getting tired of waiting for Jennifer Lopez to realize she has no talent, and that she should just go disappear somewhere with the Crypt Keeper and never bother us again.

by Wanderlust13 November 24, 2007

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jennifer lopez

A heartless person who wears fur and even made her own fur clothe collection!!She'd deserve to get skinned alive like those poor animals!!

jennifer lopez wears fur while she knows those animals are tortured to death.How can someone be that cruel?

by hui3 December 27, 2006

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Jennifer Aniston

An american actress who said to be overrated but is actually amazing. A woman who many young girls aspire to be after watching her, mostly on F.R.I.E.N.D.S but from other movies. One of the most beautiful women in hollywood and caring friend.

person 1: have you seen friends?
person 2: yes! Jennifer Aniston is so pretty
person 1: I know! I wish to be like her

by just there xxx December 18, 2019

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Jennifer

Very nice girl that likes to choke on the D

Very smart + very sweet = Jennifer

by Magneto December 8, 2016

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Jennifer Lopez

A actress/singer with an amazing ass, tits and all round perfect body. there is not a single man on this earth that wouldn't take the chance to fuck her hard. she is so amazingly hot that she can make even teenagers get boners. most teens have wet dreams about their faces getting shoved in that bouncing gorgeous booty of hers. they also have wet dreams about eating her out. she truly is the definition of sex and milf. she has incredible acting and singing ability and also the ability to turn a man on with her orgasmic body.

i really wanna fuck Jennifer Lopez!!!

by urban12323 June 16, 2014

60πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


Jennifer Lawrence

A flawless human being. She plays Katniss Everdeen in the hunger games and has had many other roles in movies such as winters bone. She has the best sense of humor and a unique down to earth quality. Also she's amazing. This leaves many people to fangirl over her and stalk her interview on YouTube.

Dude, have you seen The Hunger games yet?

Yeah, isn't Jennifer Lawrence flawless.

by Weeble Moose November 26, 2012

465πŸ‘ 1574πŸ‘Ž


jennifer

a bitch

jennifer is a bitch

by Nodwboutit😘 September 10, 2020

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