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Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.
The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
(verb) To cut a mans testicles or "nuts" off.
The next time your boyfriend hits you, Jesse Jackson his punk ass!!!
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Jesse Woodson James. A famous outlaw in the American West in the 1800's. Him and his brother Frank James served as guerrillas in the American Civil War. After the war, Jesse along with his brother, formed a gang of outlaws. The James-Younger gang. They went on a 15 year crime spree in 1866, robbing numerous banks and trains and committing murders, until Jesse James was shot and killed in 1882 by Bob Ford, a member of his gang. Ford collected a $10,000 reward for the betrayal. Jesse's brother, Frank James later turned himself in. Jesse James is also a distant ancestor of the 21st century mechanic Jesse James, who stars in a t.v. show called "Monster Garage".
"And all of sudden hes like Jesse James
Trying to stick up kids for their watches and chains"
-Everlast
--"Ends"
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Jess' to do list:
5/01/19: G E T D I C K
Anyone else:
Quinn's dick: *Slopes furiously*
Jess: *orgasms*
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Gillians step-brother And Karla's Boy friend
Karla: I love Jesse so much!
Gilli: Well he is my Step Brother
(Karla punches Gilli, and walks away.)
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Dude I totally didn't want to hook up with her last night but she gave me a Jesse
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A household name around the world, pretty much because he is teh ultimate. Jesse Gibbs has no mercey and will make you cry. Jesse Gibbs > Chuck Norris. He is the ultimate in being a freaking legend. His hobbies include: preying on small children and defenceless animals. he shaves his pubes with a meat clever.
Fredrick: Holy crap, it's Jesse Gibbs!
Jesse Gibbs: I'll destroy you.
Fredrick: Jesse Gibbs is ma boi.
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