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When your male jewish friends curly hair gets so big from lack of a hair cut that he has an afro.
Geez Jared, dont you think its about time to trim down that Jewfro?
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Manischevitz wine, a Kosher wine commonly sold in most grocery and liquor stores. This wine is cheap and very sweet and is also commonly used as communion wine in many churches.
Do you want me to bring some Jew brew over for Seder?
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a thing that will suck anything and everyone.
kool kid: jew jaimie gave me a blowjob. it was so nice.
asian kid: she deepthroated my 10 incher.
kool kid: she gave you a blowjob too?
asian kid: yep.
indian kid: she ate my 1.5 incher for lunch.
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a fresh-baked gingerbread man with frosting along his sides. in addition to his warm smile and the sweet buttons going down his torso, he also has an orthodox beard and a hat. on some rare occasions, they hold canes. most gingerbread jews live in the gingerbread temple.
Ilana: Hey, look at this beautiful cookie! What Christian genius had created this?
Mike: Ilana, that ain't no Christmas cookie, that's the GINGERBREAD JEW!
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A Jewish person that won't shut the fuck up.
Larry Goodman came in and started to Jibity Jew at me. I finally had to tell him to shut the fuck up.
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a jar where a person continually stores change to be cahsed in at a later date
dude, my jew jar is almost full
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A subsection of New Jersey populated almost entirely by Orthodox Jews. Lakewood is a prime example, though the outlets in Jackson, NJ can become very Jew Nerdsey during Holiday sales or clearance events. This would be an example of Variable Jew Nerdsey-ism.
"Hey, I gotta take ride down to Lakewood. Wanna go?"
"Jew Nerdsey? Dude, I don't wanna haggle for food at a fuckin' McDonald's!"
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