when jose is massive gay
person 1: jose is massive gay
jose; *fucking dies*
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-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private Spanish gathering.
-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.
-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.
-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).
John Dope - Hey nice party huh?
Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?
John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE
Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before
John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.
Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.
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A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.
Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?
Yeah, bro don't miss.
May 16th is National Jose Day since it is the middle of May.
Jose: Hey do you know what today is?
Rob: It is the middle of May, why?
Jose: Well that makes it National Jose Day
Today is the day weβre you beat the living fuck out of a friend name Jose you have the right to do whatever you want to him on October 18th
On October 18th #jose I will fuck him up
The bitchiest of bitch niggas, always after them cheeks while picking up the hoes in a purple CRX.
Damn my panties dropped, there must be a jose mario rodriguez around.
An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.
Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.