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jose is massive gay

when jose is massive gay

person 1: jose is massive gay
jose; *fucking dies*

by Apollo1085 January 7, 2019

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I Know Jose

-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private Spanish gathering.

-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.

-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.

-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).

John Dope - Hey nice party huh?

Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?

John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE

Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before

John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.

Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.

by Sean C. A.K.A. Ladies Holla April 24, 2008

26πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


San Jose Foos

A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.

Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?

Yeah, bro don't miss.

by CultureDefined August 14, 2023


National Jose Day

May 16th is National Jose Day since it is the middle of May.

Jose: Hey do you know what today is?
Rob: It is the middle of May, why?
Jose: Well that makes it National Jose Day

by SplendidNerd May 8, 2021


October 18th #jose

Today is the day we’re you beat the living fuck out of a friend name Jose you have the right to do whatever you want to him on October 18th

On October 18th #jose I will fuck him up

by #fuckjose October 17, 2019


Jose Mario Rodriguez

The bitchiest of bitch niggas, always after them cheeks while picking up the hoes in a purple CRX.

Damn my panties dropped, there must be a jose mario rodriguez around.

by King94 May 4, 2016


San Jose Mullet

An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.

Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.

by Soldier309 April 10, 2016