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A quasi legal but technologically illiterate attempt to blame embarrassing or incriminating social media or blogging activity on 'hacking' by a sophisticated, imaginary third party. E.g:
“I learned that an unknown, external party accessed and manipulated material from my now-defunct blog, The Reid Report, to include offensive and hateful references that are fabricated and run counter to my personal beliefs and ideology,”
A: hey so as you know I'm totally stoked about running for office this fall but it turns out some random guy 'hacked' my Facebook and posted a bunch of racist shit like 5 years ago but I only just noticed now.
B: ok but that seems kind of implausible so did that actually happen or are you just Joy Reid defense'ing me right now?
A: ...
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Most talented Actress/Singer on Television
None can come close
One of the most beautiful people ever
One Tree Hill character-Haley James Scott
Wife of RL husband Michael Galeotii
Wife of Super stud Nathan Scott aka James Lafferty
Bethany Joy Galeotti the definition of beautiful in any way imaginable
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The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!
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—is an American-British-Argentine actress that you probably have seen in the movies: The Witch, Morgan, Split, Glass, Thoroughbreds, Emma, and many more. She also played Beth Harmon in a Netflix TV series entitled "The Queen's Gambit," and she's best known for having roles in movies with a drama/thriller genre. You might notice that most of her characters in movies have a dark and traumatic background/situation but she's actually a relatable person and a pure sweetheart in real life.
Example 1: Anya Taylor-Joy's stare can either cut you through like a knife or make you lose your mind.
Example 2: Anya Taylor-Joy is such an iconic actor and I believe she will achieve so much more.
Example 3: Anya Taylor-Joy can smile at me and I'll collapse on the floor, 50/50.
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Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.
I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.
Shaking someone's hand with a little turd in your palm.
I just quit my job, and on the way out, I gave my boss the joy buzzer!
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the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant
"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"
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