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When you're better than juan
when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.
a beautiful and over populated little city. has a wonderful mission and amazing much more authentic mexican food available. it holds a parade around march welcoming the swallows back from 6,000 miles away at their winter vacation spot in Goya, Argentina.
hometown san juan capistrano
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A yummy shot. Undressed tequila chased by a shot of dill pickle juice.
I enjoyed lots of San Juan Hookers at the bar!
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a letter written to a husband or boyfriend of Hispanic descent to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear Juan Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person.
Sonia wrote Paco a Dear Juan letter after another man was gettin some of her booty. This letter informed Paco that she was leaving him for the other man.
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Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.
Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.
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Smart, clever, and very cunning. Is a top notch person and competes in many various attributes and perks with one friend. That friend is his best friend is loyal to him ; vice versa. He is friends with the right group and feels life is like a brain game. His friends make him laugh but he tries to hide it. He enjoys jokes and condones violence. He is a one of a kind. He hates teaching things to other people repetitively. All in all, he is Juan.
You remind me of my Wise friend Juan Flores.
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When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.
Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
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