4th of july

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv

i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud

No Cry July

You don’t cry for the whole month of July.

Sarah: How’s No Cry July going?
Megan: Nearly failed the other day but August 1st 12am, my tears, nonstop.
Sarah: A waterfall.

july 19

national give your gf/bf the biggest hug (they deserve it)

m - *hugs*
r - why’d you do that?
m -because it’s july 19th

july 12

the ultimate birthdate, malala yousafzai, isaac ryan brown, pheobe tonkin and more were born, if youre born in july 12 your zodiac is a cancer (june 22 - july 22) your an amazing person, you’re probably depressed but hey find ways to get better, you are probably beautiful and you study hard ( study hard meaning "HOT" ) ily<3

"july 12 is a cool day"

15th of july

The most handsome males are born on this date, usually 6”2 with amazing facial features especially their Greek god sculpted jaw lines. Their also usually insanely good at every sport and get many females with their insane chat and body while also looking the part their very intelligent many people born on this date are known as kings/Gallases

Wow did you see Cameron the other day he must of been born on the 15th of July

July 16

If you know a girl that’s born on July 16 she’s a keeper

“Why is she so perfect?”
Because she’s born on July 16th

Fifth of July

The holiday after the 4th of July. People finish shooting their fireworks.

Fourth of July is already over?

Yes, but we can still shoot our remaining fireworks. Fifth of July is also a holiday, you know.