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A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.
"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"
"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"
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The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}
Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
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Common-law marriage. It consists of two respected friends or relatives holding the ends of a broom about 4 inches from the ground. The happy couple jump together while holding hands. Some traditions are - if the broom is held knee-high, maybe you should re-consider because it'll be a difficult or an impossible jump. If you jump in unison, it's good luck and means much happiness. You'll always have two people praying for you two. It's free. Ya might be intoxicated when your Partner suggests it. Divorce is free and easy....It's a Black thing. An old slave tradition among the gullah-geechee islands in coastal Georgia and South Carolina.
#1 "My Lady's so crazy, we had to jump a mop because the broom was yellow. See, she hates yellow..."
#2 "Her Auntee and her Daughter held the broom like one inch from the floor. We landed in step and that was eight yrs. ago."
#3 "Dude, you might as well go jump the broom!"
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(revival)
The scene was so preposterous that many believed it to be an ill-advised attempt at reviving the declining ratings of the flagging show... since then, it has become a metaphor that has been used by U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline.
The term Jumping the shark alludes to a scene in the TV series Happy Days when the popular character Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, on water skis, literally jumps over a shark.
A phase in a relationship to rekindle romance after a betrayal or tort action.
My boyfriend has been going so overboard on the gifts and little extras since I caught him with that other girl, every time we go out it is like "jumping the shark".
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after pounding her sushi, you decide to bungee jump. After bungee jump, you decide to jump in her bun. jump in the bun follows licking the ball bag and using them for polishing the sushi.
chu : i bungy jump in her bun.
phu : must be mad!!
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An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.
"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.
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To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.
Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.
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