Someone who ditches their friends for their giant ginger boyfriend because he is buying her food.
Also known as a fake friend, violator of girl code, someone who does not understand the Bible's commandment 'hoes before bros'.
Abi: Hey, you ready for the cinema?
Natasha: Oh sorry, Connor the ginger is taking me to Zizzi's.
Abi: But we planned this a few days ago...
Natasha: But he's paying.
Abi: You are such a Natasha Kelly.
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a rapper who patrols highschool camPISSes looking for under aged girls. take them back to his house, knocks them up and pisses on them
i really want to r. kelly that girl up
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A donkey used for sexual pleasure
alan and parker from rushcliffe in 11d, has a kinky kelly in his bedroom
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DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS
I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother
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When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.
Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!
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A weird "rapper" who pees on people.
Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!
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If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.
I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.
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