a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
(Barbie movie) Often said by Ryan Gosling, it’s in reference to Ken-ergy and how much he’s projecting the masculine energy of Ken
I’m kenning so hard right now, I am kenough
Now this person is absolutely stunning, they are kensexual and have no limbs
A native from the land of Jacksonia named Ken who is the sole owner of the YouTube channel: "Jacksonian Ken"
The Jacksonian Ken uploaded better content than you.
A made-up or fake fantasy football player name used to trick dimwits during a fantasy football draft.
Someone has to take Ken Nixon off the board or else I'm going to.
Ken Nixon, I've heard he's a top 15 running back this year.
getting absolutely railed or pwned in the ass.
"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"
"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"
The fire feature on Free Young Thug by Ken Carson. Also some random Filipino don who has w rizz on Facebook
Person 1: Yo bro put on that new ken carham ollero!
Person 2: Bro what
ken carham ollero himself: facebook