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Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 6, 2023


Kenning

(Barbie movie) Often said by Ryan Gosling, it’s in reference to Ken-ergy and how much he’s projecting the masculine energy of Ken

I’m kenning so hard right now, I am kenough

by Kenergy July 30, 2023


Nubby Ken

Now this person is absolutely stunning, they are kensexual and have no limbs

Hey nubby ken 😏”

by Dungeon Dicks October 8, 2020


Jacksonian Ken

A native from the land of Jacksonia named Ken who is the sole owner of the YouTube channel: "Jacksonian Ken"

The Jacksonian Ken uploaded better content than you.

by Jacksonian Ken April 4, 2022


Ken Nixon

A made-up or fake fantasy football player name used to trick dimwits during a fantasy football draft.

Someone has to take Ken Nixon off the board or else I'm going to.

Ken Nixon, I've heard he's a top 15 running back this year.

by Tapatito August 30, 2022


sorry ken

getting absolutely railed or pwned in the ass.

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

by joliemontlick October 10, 2019


ken carham ollero

The fire feature on Free Young Thug by Ken Carson. Also some random Filipino don who has w rizz on Facebook

Person 1: Yo bro put on that new ken carham ollero!
Person 2: Bro what

ken carham ollero himself: facebook

by carham April 1, 2024