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AN OUTFIT CONSISTING OF A BLUE JEAN JACKET AND CUT OFF BLUE JEAN SHORTS. LOOKS BEST WORN WITH A MULLET, WHITE SHOES AND TUBE SOCKS.
CHRIS: I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THAT GOODY GOODY EMILY TONIGHT..
NATHAN: MAN, SHE'S HIGH CLASS.
CHRIS: SHOOT, I BETTER BUST OUT THE KENTUCKY TUXEDO THEN!!
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a hairstyle that is short in front and long in the back, a mullet
Who needs a Kentucky waterfall when you are looking for a job?
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the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)
fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)
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Noun; A college where students go to sit in the student section of Rupp Arena and cheer on a basketball team. With the most national championships, the school also has the most amount of unsuccessful post graduates in the nation. Their pride doesn't come from their academics, just their sports teams - which they fund through their tuition and scholarships. A waste of money, as far as investments go, academically. Even the straight guys suck dick at this institution. Recently, they have ran under budget commercials promoting the college that are entitled "See Blue". They cut funding so that they could keep more of their fuck up students money.
(Cheesy, royalty free music plays)
Tubby: I loved my salary at UK.
Rick: I really loved my salary at UK.
Billy: I love alcohol.
University of Kentucky. See Blue. Thanks for the green!
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When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her face in the shitter.
When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her face in the shitter. - Kentucky Outhouse.
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v. After the male orgaism the solider removes the condom from his private and then proceeds to army craw to the foot of the bed. Then the he yells, "Fire in the Hole" lobbing the moistened condom towards Charlies face and quickly retreating out of the room.
As I heard coming through the front I quickley finished and Kentucky Grenaded her as i made my escape out the backdoor.
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Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.
Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?
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