Guatemalan Soup Kitchen

1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.

1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.

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international soup kitchen

Restaurant in New York on 51st Street that the original Soup Nazi works at. Actually opened before the Seinfeld episode was made. The owner is famous for his Nazi-like ordering requirements.

Hey, that no soup for you guy works at the International Soup Kitchen!

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red hot kitchen

Horny, Sexually aroused, waiting with haste, need of comfort, needy

I am red hot kitchen

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Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

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slippery kitchen worktop

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)

mums love slippery kitchen worktops

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Cleaning your kitchen

This is when you spread your ass cheeks and someone licks your butthole.

Gay boy- Ayyy, I'm gonna be cleaning your kitchen tonight, -wink-.
Straight boy- Nawww, I'm straight, you faggot.

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Throw the Kitchen Sink

An old, outdated, expression that is used to sound fancy, when simply saying "trying everything we can" is too mundane.

I'm going to throw the kitchen sink at it.

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