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This involves 2 males laying on their sides, ass to ass and facing opposite directions with each others balls tucked into the others asshole and wrapping the legs around the hips of the other. Jack off to completion.
(Configuration: 1 male laying on his side facing east, 1 male laying on his side facing west, balls to butthole exchange, hook legs around hips of the other involved, thus imitating a square knot)
“Jerry and I tried out the San Fran Square Knot last night and when jerry nutted first his asshole squeezed my balls so hard I thought they were gonna burst”
A truly superior species in every way. Originated from the center of the universe and hopes to one day bring an end to all life.
dogdog the dog knot is coming. leave a serving of spaghetti in front of the door and never stop listening to My Name Jeff vine compilations or you will be vaporized.
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when a female gets too ahead of herself or pissed off about something that is not important or that will most likely never be important. but she is a woman so it's impossible for her not to get mad at everything.
lexi: did you hear Declan McKenna's new song?
me: no
lexi: what the fuck are you kidding me?
me: relaxe, don't get your pussy lips in a knot. of course I heard it, it was a total bop.
lexi: I know right, what a skinny legend.
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Your anus...
I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...
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A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.
The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.
Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.
Sit down don't get your thong in a knot
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Don't do anything that will make you suffer.
If you do something foolish and don't get your panties in a knot.