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When you've got a lad in your pocket.
A pint sized lad.
Geet is a pocket lad.
Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.
It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.
Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.
Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.
Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
Being a terra lad and leaving your m8's for a new Girlfriend on a big occasion. I.e New Years Eve.
James Ponton u big anti lad for sacking off a binge session to go and play loved up with your mrs
when your rent a wee house up in Carlingford thinking you're the maddest cunt going with with your packet of NZ'S
here bies shes a mad lad
When a girl is fit/good looking & they get bare lads or loads of lads
You should go out more you'd get bare lads
When a Badger is with by the female of its species and changes from its usual self into a Lad.
dude, there's a lady. Dont go all Lad Badge on me