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Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.
Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.
"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"
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A exotically attractive male that has a mysterious charm. Women generally gravitate towards these types of men due to their unique style and tastes. Generally well dressed but not always. Usually well-spoken but somewhat reserved. They are masters of language and can read women very well. A lady slayer can seduce any woman if he wants but is usually very selective.
He’s the guy you knew back in college who would walk into a bar or party and within the first 10 minutes be making out and towards the end of the night he’s leaving with that hot blond you were checking out earlier.
Did you see Ryan leave the party with that cheerleader earlier?
Yeah bro, that guys a total lady slayer..
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To cum all over a chicks giant pair of glasses.
(Previously known as The Jackie O)
I pulled out and totally Lady Gaga'd her.
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A old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another.
"Hey! Let's go play hide and go seek in the empty house across the street."
"That house isn't empty. That cat lady lives there, but never has to come out because she has it stockpiled with four tons of cat food and twenty-thousand gallons of milk."
"Ogm! How did Mr. Titi get out of the cat lady's house?!"
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A very weird pop singer. Everyone praises her for being "unique" and "original", but in reality she is an oversexualized attention-seeker.
She copies musicians like Madonna and September. Even though her voice is OK she ruins all her songs with computerized sounds.
Her music videos are scary as hell and should not be watched alone in the dark.
Overall she is a bad Influence to many teenage girls because she uses sex appeal to get money and attention. She is also bisexual, big surprise.
Lady Gaga: We got a redlight, Pornographic dance fight
Person: No, thanks
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Female genitalia (see lady ham).
Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!
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The former nude-model, current plagarism enthusiast, and future third ex-wife of an orange-fleshed, cornsilk-toupeed, short-fingered vulgarian who defied all laws of logic and physics to occupy the highest political office in the US despite his overt racism, misogyny, xenophobia, dishonesty, pro-rape stance, and general tackiness.
During the surreal presidential inauguration, it was hard to ignore the deer-in-the-headlights expression on the Third Lady's face as her glance darted back and forth between the throngs of screaming protesters and the repulsively tiny fingers on her husband's shrunken hand as it ceaselessly roamed her stepdaughter's backside, one child-sized finger focused on the very center of its target, attempting over and over again to break through the fabric barrier as if it were a parched desert traveler and its longed-for destination the last drop of water on earth.
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