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The relationship a boyfriend has to his live-in-girlfriend's parents.
Girlfriend: Mom, Andrew and I are moving in together
Mom: Oh, you're going to live together before marriage? Great, how I've always wanted a SIN-IN-LAW.
Girlfriend: But we love each other!
Mom: That's great, your love can help keep you warm right alongside the BURNING FIRES OF ETERNAL DAMNATION
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Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.
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I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.
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Law of Attraction
The Law of Attraction is a New Age belief based on the concept that "like attracts like" and that by focusing on positive thoughts, such as affirming to yourself that you will win a million dollars, your thoughts and affirmations will subsequently manifest themselves by granting you the one million dollars. Your thoughts are similar to magnets. Positive thoughts will attract positive outcomes and vice versa for negative thoughts.
Regardless of the absurdities of such a hypothesis, optimism, in contrast to the Law of Attraction, has been empirically proven to enhance mental health and well-being. But repeating mantras to yourself and demanding that a higher power succumb to your wishes will not grant you instant wealth, fame or complete VIP access to the Playboy Mansion.
According to numerous books written on the subject, in order for the Law of Attraction to work, you must do the following:
1. ASK for what you want
2. BELIEVE (with complete sincerity) that you already have what you want
3. RECEIVE it and be grateful that your request was granted
The Universe or God (or whomever you pray to) will grant your wish if you truly believe, with all your heart, that you already have what you desire (believe until your brain falls out). Being grateful and thinking positive will increase the likelihood that your wish will be granted.
The Best-selling book entitled "The Secret" is about the Law of Attraction. The Law of Attraction is also the main subject in a book called "The Complete Idiot's Guide To The Law of Attraction", by Diane Ahlquist.
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There are no women on the internet.
Anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man.
Anyone who claims to be a man is really a boy
Anyone who claims to be a boy is really a girl.
Anyone who claims to be a girl is really a Police officer.
"Hey man i just met this great chick on the internet." "dude don't you watch TV she's probably a guy!" -Dominics Law
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You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out.
You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out. - was stated by the bird law master
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