someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.
Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf
Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.
I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!
A lawn crawler is a someone who come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.
i dont want lawn crawlers gatecrashing my party
When a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman.
Oh man, did you see that guy eat the lawn of that hot Latina!?
A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.
Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass
i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.