Stupid thing you do only to make money
Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.
Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.
There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts
The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.
"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."
"The state of Virginia has seized a massive weigh lawn in connection to gang activity along its coastal cities."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."
A small town in South Carolina.
Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.
Oh wow I know jolottie, she lives on the other side of fort lawn.
Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.
He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.
To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).
"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."