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A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.
The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.
It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.
Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!
Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket where one deficates into a vagina, using the fecal matter as a lubricant. However, in the case of an Alabama LEAN Pocket, it is where a person shits in his own hand then masturbating. Often practiced by the desperatley lonely.
Alex: (Through sobs) I'm so lonely... I think it's time for an ALABAMA LEAN POCKET. (Proceeds to poop in his hands)
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The way people lean up against their cars when pumping gas,sometimes followed by a cigaretteFor the hard asses,Or just watching your gas pump
Look at the way he smokes whiles he leans on his car to pump his gas he must like to live dangerously i wish i was cool enough to do the Gas-o-Lean
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The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his cell phone in the mistaken hope that no one can see him.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.
Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.
"Pass this guy at the next light, he's doing the cell phone lean."
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This one is for tha crew: A way to style n'ya whip tucked = downlow and leaned = slighty to the left or right...me...I lean right.
Doe: "Yoooo!! did you see Re's new BM!!?"
G: "Yeah man he was chillin hard as h3ll...he pulled up at your crib tucked and leaned, like he was pimpin, fake azz player...LOL!!!"
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Eating an enormous meal then taking a tiny shit no where near equivalent to the amount of food you ate
After 3 trips to the buffet all I could produce was a lean cuisine steamer! Where did the rest go?
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