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Best neighborhood in the city of Chicago. Affordable high rises, great restaurants, minutes from the loop and Wrigley Field. Gets a bad rep for being snobby but some people there are nice and almost anyone can afford it.
Dude 1: Where you from man?
Dude 2: Lincoln Park, Chicago.
Dude 1: That's dope.
Dude 2: I know, right.
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When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.
1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.
Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.
when a girl is riding a guy on a toilet and the girl shits between the guys legs while he does the same
Camo Clutch said he siberian lincoln logs chicks after they eat chili chease dogs (preferably). SHIT YEAH!
A place in the south suburbs of Chicago that’s full of drugs and is probably older than you. The bathrooms are the most traversed place in the school and they would always smell of mangoes or mint vapor if it wasn’t for the 20 year old piss stained walls. If Lincoln Way Central wasn’t
the first high school building in the district then it would’ve been shut down long ago and Lincoln Way North would be standing proud. It’s a wonder how it not shut down yet due to some health violation
Person 1: Hey do you know what Lincoln Way Central Is?
Person 2: Isn’t a place that’s full of druggies?
Person 1: Yeah, it’s said you can smell Juul pods wherever you are in the school.
Person 2: Wow it sounds like a horrible place.
Person 1: It sounds like a horrible place because it is!
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A very exciting technique to liven up any relationship, If things are looking down, suggest this to your partner. The lincoln log flume takes days to prepare, beginning with sorting out your diet to decide how stirdy the log is, which is key! Firstly the male starts the manouver by placing his buttocks above a females chest and squeezing out a nice big turd. When the excretion is complete the lady raises her posture so that the crap is sitting nicely above the chesticles. Then the male will stand above the head and begin to urinate on the womans chest, making the poop down the ladies body, replicating the image of a log flume. If the womans tits arent big enough, get a jacobs cracker and place it below the turd to stop it sliding down prematurely, The crap cracker can be eaten after if your a little bit sick.
The wife asked me to spice up our bedroom antics, i suggested a lincoln log-flume and then the bitch divorced me when she found out what it was!
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Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.
Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"
Robby: "No, what happened"
Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."
Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
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A Lincoln Park Trixie - Oh yeah and they also leave their car doors open on the traffic side while taking their sweet time doing whatever it is they're doing while their door is blocking traffic and of which their car is in your way.
The Lincoln Park Trixie decides that the light changes, meanwhile you signal to Trixie to please close her door so you could get by, and she thinks you are signaling her to ask "can I have that parking space" No idiot trixie! I want you to close your dumb door so that I can get by and get to where Im driving! Especially coz I have the green light and I really dont want to go around you because then I would be in the other lane of traffic. And then when I tell you CLOSE YOUR DOOR!!!! you get all mad with your sense of entitlement that I dared to ask you to please close your door.
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