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the act of performing cunnilingus on a female during her time of customary impurity
After my wife and I played hungry lion I looked like a lion who had been feeding on a recently killed antelope.
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Term meaning "to smoke marijuana"
Derived from:
Marijuana aka weed
Dandy lions aka weed
Dude #1: Where's Bob tonight?
Dude #2: He's at home riding the lion
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Holding your child up infront of you when being physically threatened in order to prevent being assaulted
The misses found out i cheated on her , i had to lion king that bitch with our kid so she didnt hit me with the frying pan
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FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.
YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.
HOLDEN TUFF FFFUCKIN STATO CUUUUUNT SICK SKIDS IN THE VS COMMOOOOOOO
"TOUGH STATESMAN BUILD QUALITY FUCKIN BUILT WITH SPANNERS NOT CHOPSTICKS AMIRITE MATE FUCKIN BRILLIANT MIGHTY IRON LION FUCKIN PUSHROD TECHNOLOGY TWO THOUSAND HORSEPOWAAA"
When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.
Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch
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New band with singer Zach De La Rocha from Rage Against The Machine, and drummer Jon Theodore from The Mars Volta.. They have a cd out which is self titled, only has 5 songs.. yeah, 5 songs. A lot of people hate on this band saying it is nothing like Rage so it sucks, which is completely ignorant because the band is just as good as Rage, but with a different style..
person 1- dude you hear the new One Day As A Lion band with Zach De La Rocha?! Hes back!!
person 2- i just read about it, i heard Tom Morello isnt in it.. i bet it sucks and its nothing like Rage. not even gonna bother.
person 1- *sigh*
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